Ok, it’s on.
The squirrel just walked right over to the bird feeder, popped open the top, and put his furry little head down into the feeder.
Like it was no big deal at all.
I’m writing to the bird feeder company. Squirrel-Proof? Not hardly.
I have an idea! Plate up some cicadas, and offer them to the squirrels with a polite, “May I interest you in a canape?”
Now I HATE to be the one to say “I told you so”…or “just wait”…so I won’t. Instead I welcome you to the secret squirrel hater homeowners club. Your signed certificate is in the mail. Next time I see you I’ll teach you the handshake.
They say that cayenne pepper works great for that…and doesn’t bother the birds at all!
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I have an idea! Plate up some cicadas, and offer them to the squirrels with a polite, “May I interest you in a canape?”
Now I HATE to be the one to say “I told you so”…or “just wait”…so I won’t. Instead I welcome you to the secret squirrel hater homeowners club. Your signed certificate is in the mail. Next time I see you I’ll teach you the handshake.
They say that cayenne pepper works great for that…and doesn’t bother the birds at all!